Sunday, 10 May 2015

15 Ways I've Annoyed My 3 Year Old This Week

1) I couldn't "hug his nose" when he fell over and banged it
2) I had the audacity to sleep in my own bed rather than in his, with him
3) I put ham inside his sandwiches instead of on a plate NEXT TO some sliced bread 
4) I asked daddy to make him a drink instead of making it myself 
5) I downloaded the wrong SpongeBob Squarepants game on his iPad 
6) The Guinea Pigs did not want him to pick them up
7) I gave him a drink in the wrong coloured cup
8) I told him he couldn't break Buzz Lightyears wings
9) There is no such thing as a "Zombie Surprise Egg"
10) He can't see his own back
11) I touched his hair
12) I said "No"
13) His cheese on toast looked like it had cream on (I'm still clueless as to what this meant)
14) I helped him zip his coat up 
15) I wore Nanas slippers instead of my own 

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  1. Oh dear. You are clearly failing at this mummy business. I mean - downloading the wrong game? Unforgivable.

    1. Yes, I'm very ashamed of myself Kate ;) I can only hope I haven't done any lasting emotional damage to the poor little mite!

  2. HA!!! Sounds about right.
    My 5 year old (sigh) cried yesterday as I drew a picture of him for my new post and put him on the left of his daddy and not on the right.
    He doesn't do left. Ever.
    Unreasonable? Just a tad.
    When oh when will they grow out of it?!

  3. Gosh, aren't you just the worst ever hehe! I just love the things they have tantrums about - except for when it's my own! Thanks so much for linking up with #TwinklyTuesday - made me giggle!

    1. Thankyou for taking the time to read!!!!