Sunday, 28 June 2015

I am the kid who.....

I am Oliver. I am 3, and I am the kid who:

1) Struggles to pronounce every day words, unless I overhear something rude or inappropriate, in which case I will repeat it clearly in the Queens English. 
2) Doesn't like vegetables. If you hide it in my food I WILL find it....and I will kill it.
3) Likes Dinosaurs...until you take me to a Dinosaur Safari..and then I definitely DONT like Dinosaurs.
4) Never eats. Until I'm told it's bedtime, and then I become "very very hungry"
5) Likes to play musical beds. This is where I change the bed I'm sleeping in several times throughout the night
6) Sleep walks
7) Rarely does anything that I'm asked to
8) Does not like wearing anything on my bottom half
9) Detests having my hair washed because "I do not like big water on my hair"
10) Enjoys going to the Doctors
11) Enjoys wrestling with people
12) Simply can't understand that home made ice lollies need time to actually freeze
13) Loves Buzz Lightyear. He's my hero. Unless I queue up for 45 minutes to meet him in Disneyland & then I get to the front. Then I DO NOT like Buzz Lightyear
14) Thinks it's my right to have a Kinder Egg Surprise EVERY time I visit a shop, go to nursery, or leave the house full stop
15) Thinks I can wipe my own bottom. This involves unrolling all the toilet paper and shoving it down the toilet, without it actually touching my bottom
16) Does not like to share
17) Likes to watch episodes of Peppa Pig in different languages
18) Doesn't like being read to, but loves people making stories up on the spot, whilst I direct them through the storyline
19) Says the word "Mummy" at least 1,000000 times a day
20) Likes to ask "why?".....a lot.

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  1. Oh, I have one of them too. I nodded my head to a lot of these. Only mine is 6 so I wish I could say it got better?!

    1. Oh god, don't say that to me! Hoping it will get better is what gets me through each day! ;)

  2. Ahhh bless him! All that and you couldn't imagine life without it of course! Thanks so much for linking up with #TwinklyTuesday

  3. I know the asks Mummy why one very well!! Xx #twinklytuesday

    1. Yes, I think this one is standard for most kids :) The word "why" stops making sense!

  4. This is absolutely the greatest. Love it and can relate almost 100% of those to my 2 and half year old! Love it. #wineandboobs

  5. That's my child!!!! Exactly!!! Ha!

  6. Lucas says - Oliver, you are one cool lil' dude!! We're sending you XL MEGA High-5's for being soooooo cool. One quick tip, Maybe number 21 could be, Pump really loudly in the Supermarket and blame the Mother!!! That's always really funny........... #wineandboobs

    1. Hi Lucas!! High five right back at you!! We have to keep these mums on their toes don't we? Oliver x

  7. Hahahahaha this made me giggle this morning! Kids come out with the best things!

    Thanks for linking up with #wineandboobs

    1. Haha! You have to laugh, otherwise you'd cry!!!

  8. Sounds familiar!
    #twinkly Tuesday

  9. 9, 14, 15 and 19 - we have all those here too!! haha #wineandboobs