I am Oliver. I am 3, and I am the kid who:
1) Struggles to pronounce every day words, unless I overhear something rude or inappropriate, in which case I will repeat it clearly in the Queens English.
2) Doesn't like vegetables. If you hide it in my food I WILL find it....and I will kill it.
3) Likes Dinosaurs...until you take me to a Dinosaur Safari..and then I definitely DONT like Dinosaurs.
4) Never eats. Until I'm told it's bedtime, and then I become "very very hungry"
5) Likes to play musical beds. This is where I change the bed I'm sleeping in several times throughout the night
6) Sleep walks
7) Rarely does anything that I'm asked to
8) Does not like wearing anything on my bottom half
9) Detests having my hair washed because "I do not like big water on my hair"
10) Enjoys going to the Doctors
11) Enjoys wrestling with people
12) Simply can't understand that home made ice lollies need time to actually freeze
13) Loves Buzz Lightyear. He's my hero. Unless I queue up for 45 minutes to meet him in Disneyland & then I get to the front. Then I DO NOT like Buzz Lightyear
14) Thinks it's my right to have a Kinder Egg Surprise EVERY time I visit a shop, go to nursery, or leave the house full stop
15) Thinks I can wipe my own bottom. This involves unrolling all the toilet paper and shoving it down the toilet, without it actually touching my bottom
16) Does not like to share
17) Likes to watch episodes of Peppa Pig in different languages
18) Doesn't like being read to, but loves people making stories up on the spot, whilst I direct them through the storyline
19) Says the word "Mummy" at least 1,000000 times a day
20) Likes to ask "why?".....a lot.
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